A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.